Before I start this, I need to say, in my own defense, that I haven't hit ANYTHING in 2 1/2 years. I'm just sayin'.
So there was a situation at work, and the short story is that I needed to get a check in the mail... like, yesterday. After a not-so-nice phone call from the company, which I handled with complete grace, I assure you, I cut the check and leave a message with one of my bosses to please make arrangements with me to get it signed ASAP, so I don't get any more angry phone calls.
It was decided that I would run the check over to his house to get it signed and the drop it in the mail. I roll up, as hectic as usual because I had 5 stops to make on my little adventure, and circle the cul-de-sac to his house. And promptly knock over his mailbox.
Do not ask me how I managed to do this because I don't know. I walk up to his door, and he goes "Um, did you just knock over my mailbox?" I was like uh, yeah... about that... he was like "how the hell did you do that?"
I HAVE NO IDEA. He laughed at me. Refused any offer to replace it, telling me that would be silly. Then wished me a safe drive back to the office....
And no, I didn't hit anything else.